Sunday, 25 March 2012

Hello World!

How's it going out there in the big bad world, folks? I'm just another lost soul trying to fit in (well scrap that last part) Why ever would I want to fit it? I mean, there's no perks to it. People still gossip about you anyway. Not even North Korea's nuclear missiles could stop that. *ba-boom tchh*
Haha. No, don't care about that much. I just do what I feel to be honest. I'm one for the dramatic so don't expect calm seas over the next few (months, years?) *pause for applause* Oh, stop. Enough with the roses.


Wanted to take up a blog for a long time. Never got around to it. It's probably a bad idea right now since I have exams (dun dun DUN) in a month so not the best timing but hey ho, I'm a multitasker.
I'll live. I hope. So long as my gay best friend doesn't barge in here at three in the morning with a machine gun or something. Who knows? He might have been waiting for the opportunity.
Kinda thought there were a few things I needed to do before my untimely death (which is most likely inevitable due to the rate that recently I've been pissing people off) and if said people were to come together and join forces, then yeah I'd really be in deep shit. That's another thing; yeah, I swear a lot. Get used to it. I tried to cut down, it failed so I continue and here we are. Life goes on.


Back to my point. Yes, I piss people off. A lot. Especially God, I think. That part bothers me and I usually don't care who I piss off. I'm Catholic and so on yadda yadda but being me I don't really play by the rules. I kind of feel a little guilty. But not enough to move my fat ass out of bed on a Saturday morning to walk to Church (which is like two miles away!) instead of watching endless episodes of Big Bang Theory. Great show by the way. Anyway, no so I do feel bad. I do try to pray when I can. Since its Lent (or at least I think it is) my goal has been to pray more - which I have so far successfully accomplished and fit in with my busy busy schedule- and two, I planned to be nicer to other folk. Ha. That went through my fingers like SAND in the first five minutes of writing it on that wee card for lent in R.E (religious education). Yeah I do believe in God. But perhaps not the strict cruel Catholic version. I kinda dig mythology too especially Greek so I like to "make up" my own theories concerning religion. I would say the Religious hierarchy goes something like this (and feel free to dispute this I love myself a good old riveting argument!):


You have the main man (okay he's not a man but you know what I mean, people) God himself right, then you've got like his kickass ninja bodyguards (or Archangels) Michael and Gabriel and so on.
They are pretty cool. Suppose next you might have your saints/angels but this is where I kinda mix in my love of mythologies. I like the idea that these dudes (they can be woman too!) are like God's henchmen or troops, and they take up certain jobs that have been subdivided i.e one deals with Pregnant Women or something like that. Oh almost forgot Mary and co. Well I'll add it in now. Basically these cool folk would be after the Archangels, in my mind anyway. God would be a busy busy dude if he didn't have some help. Yeah, i'm probably unfortunately gonna end up in hell. Cause I kind of do what I shouldn't. Like sex before marriage. Drinking. Desperately wanting to smoke. Best friends with Gay and Bisexual folk. Although to be honest I think God would let that slip if you were a good person. But anyway you get the point. I'm not exactly Jesus' human female image am I? And by the way, I'm not trying to be blasphemous this is the way I give respect. God's a mentor not some evil creep who will smite you if you don't kiss his feet. He's cooler than that.


I should probably be heading off soon. Not tired cause I didn't wake up till 6pm today cause I fell back asleep and has some freaky ass dream. But I need to finish my art coursework, the deadlines tomorrow. Ah well. Don't get me wrong I like the design unit, its the Expressive unit I cannot be bothered with. I wish I'd designed something cooler though, more macabre. Like these kickass pieces of jewellery. Check it out:













These earrings are my favourite!






Night biatches! Oh and link me in the comments if you find any more cruel looking pieces of jewellery.
Bye xxx

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